The Office Sloth naming competition
UPDATE: Vote here for your top name! Change our Sloth’s destiny…
Hello,
I’m Office Sloth and I don’t have a name… Everyone else here has a name… even that beastly dog that always tries to get me… I hope You will want to help me…
We are calling out to you all to add your best name suggestions in the comments below. We welcome female, male and neutral names. We will give you about a week to come up with names and then we’ll choose the best ones and set up a poll. The top suggestion then voted by you will be the new name of our Sloth, and the lucky winner of a sweet loot bag!
The prize:
- Gauntlet t-shirt (Large)
- Gauntlet intro comic “Darkness Calls”
- Gauntlet button (with sound!)
- Gauntlet inflatable hammer
- Arrowhead mouse pad
- 2 Helldivers silicone coasters
- 2 Helldivers pins
- 4 Helldivers PS4 controller light bar stickers
Although it may be fun, in certain places, we ask you to refrain from foul language as we won’t choose those suggestions anyway.
You may enter more than one name, but please don’t spam. Choose your best ones.
Please help nameless Sloth, give us what you’ve got!
Democrizzy
Lasato or baver
How about Schwifty? Or Karl!
You should name it Pohan.
Rumpleforeskin – Rumpski for short….
Lazer
Stuart
Konrad
I think Sluggish or Tardy Hardy would be a good name ?
Floppy
His name is Megalonyx!
Which means “giant claw” and is the name of the giant sloth, big as an elephant, that lived during the latest ice age.
Onyx for short :-)
Carl XVII Gustaf
1. Slotherin
2. Winslow
Liber-tea
Limpy
Scrafy
“a Game for Everyone is a game for No one.”
‘Geno’
I like this
Glorp!
Surely every Arrowhead needs a Bowbum……
Alternatively, Bowtoe or Fletch/Fletcher….as in the fletching on the end of an arrow.
Namey McSloth, Gauntley, Divey
And some Russian names:
Pus’ka(cute), Droog, Druzhok(friend), Dobrik(kind one), Pushistik(fluffy)
Mr Rogers!
Guntsloth or Zaboomagoo!! Or shorten it up zaboo / magoo
I always found that sloths look like steve buscemi so i vote the name Bushemee
Sid
Doodle! :D
Hell Egg!!
Simon the Sloth.
Dum-Dum
Or using a “What’s Your Sloth Name” sheet based on first, middle, and last names (Ar Row Head):
Molasses the Lethargic Saviour
…or just Molasses. Molly for short.
And lastly, I think Chewie is best.
Big Papa!
Fliukka! Its the old frankish root for arrow! Or Fliuk! For shorts
Mr. Yawn
Tina if its a girl sloth, Mr. Skyppy or slothy it’s if a guy! By the way I think he should have helldivers gear on!
Hug-Hug the sloth.
A sloth that healed you
Belt.
[and while I’m posting here, a big thank you for giving us Helldivers and a new Gauntlet]
Great, keep the names coming! We welcome both female, male and neutral names.
SirGnaws SlothsALot!! HALPZ!!!
SL-07 “The Rocket ” demotivation unit
Mr. Oizzz
Dr. Huggable, Khan, Mr. or Mrs. McCuddly.
“Flint”, since arrowheads are often made of flint.
or
“Helmaggause”, A mashup of your games HELldivers + MAGicka + GAUntlet + the Showdown Effect
He looks like a Charlie to me! It seems like an innocent and nice name for a sloth.
Crom
I’m saying Bernie. He looks like a Bernie.
How about either Oliver or Diggle after the character’s from the Arrow TV Series
Craig. http://i1.theportalwiki.net/img/5/5f/Fact_core_fact64.wav
This is the best one.
It’s a fact.
http://theportalwiki.com/wiki/Fact_Sphere
Menomavlad or Menny for short
Emmenovampir or Emmet for short
Dunker (not dunka)
Snöre (clearly his slowness is from winter debuffs and he’s sleeping it off)
I’d go for some Showdown references but they’re all amazing puns anyway
“Kiwi” cause it looks like one to me.
Cortex, Gary, David, Margaret, Nancy
Bob, just Bob
cubbies worth or stretch
Slothzilla
Sloth Manley
Slothson
Kevin
Lazyhead (sounds a bit frisky?)
Arrowsloth
Lord of the Sloths (LoS)
Nappyhead
Sir Yawn-alot
Get him a brother, and call them “Lock & Load”, because no one wants to be an only sloth child. :)
Flash, obvs
Rufus
Pura
Tinye
Since me and my 5 yo daughter Lenore beat it (on Easy) I’ll let her make a suggestion: her name should be Rosetta.
“People”
Sounds good and you guys can say “people is laying down on my desk/chair/pc/etc” or yet “our dog cant let people alone!” or anything like that.
Btw, nice job with Helldivers translation to brazilian portuguese! First game i’m ok with the dub! A lot better than TLOU and MK
Name him Camacho!
Because sloth BRINGS IDIOCRACY o/
Thanks everyone for suggesting some awesome names! We will be collecting them together over the next 24 hours and picking our top ones. You will then be able to cast your vote in a poll later this week to finally name our Office Sloth…with the winner receiving a nifty loot bag!
Gary.
Because why not?
:)
“Gezi” the keen eyed sloth
I’d name him Rip, for Rip Van Winkle.
Harold – famous for taking an Arrow to the Head (well, to the eye).
Call him ‘Arrow’. Elegant name for an elegant animal. Or, as we say here in Brazil:, ‘Flecha’.
Remember the moorish Conqueror who fell in love with the Sicilian princess?
His name was Otelo or Othello.
The dog and sloth is called an unnatural love but who is to name love but love it’s self! Hehehe?
Let’s call the sloth Othello or Otelo bc LOVE WINS in this dog and sloth show!
I still playing gauntlet every day. Love this! I play solo because……..because!
Aergia (Greek: Ἀεργία, “inactivity”)[1] is a goddess in Greek mythology, a personification of sloth and laziness. She is the daughter of Aether and Gaia. She is said to guard the court of Hypnos in the Underworld.
Squinty…
Squinty the sloth, because it sorta looks like it’s squinting.
“Super Cuate”
Thanks for sending in your suggestions everyone! You can now vote for your top name here and change our little Sloth’s life! http://bit.ly/1LZt0iJ
The destroyer of world’s :) now this is an office title